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One
extreme summer day at Toronto , you see
the most beautiful creature you have ever seen.
Their name is Eliza , and every move She makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your
best friend Beth and say, "Wow, that
has to be the most complex body I have ever
seen." Suddenly, She looks in your
direction and starts walking right towards you!!! She says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so sexy ,
and was wondering if you'd like to go to Eleuthra
with me and make love ?" With a stupid smile
on your face you say, " way cool " and
go with them. When you finally get to Eleuthra , She moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a kegel hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to
find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next
to your bed. It reads:
" Eliza is the love you've been waiting your whole
life for. She will ask you out in 42 days or
less, but only if you e-mail
this to at least 10
people within the next few minutes. The more people you
send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you will fall in love. Don't take this lightly, because if
you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love
for the next 42 years!"
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